Jan 10, 2014
Originally published on January 11, 2014 9:14 am
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CARL KASELL: Now panel, how will the mayor of Fort Lee exact revenge on Chris Christie? Adam Felber?

ADAM FELBER: It's simple. He'll just send him an extremely attractive realistic-looking ceramic brisket.


FELBER: I broke another tooth.

PETER SAGAL, HOST: Paula Poundstone.

PAULA POUNDSTONE: Prior to engaging in a fun and friendly round of hide and seek, the mayor of Fort Lee will block the shipment of olive oil.


HOST: And Charlie Pierce.

CHARLIE PIERCE: He's going to have Chris Christie over for dinner, arrange to spill hot soup in his lap and then spend two hours apologizing for the incompetence of his butler.


KASELL: Well, if the mayor does any of those things, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!

HOST: Thank you Carl Kasell. Thanks also to Adam Felber, Paula Poundstone and Charlie Pierce right there. Thanks to all of you for listening.


HOST: I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you back here next week.


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